Christina says

"Who bought this for me?"

"I want to eat that!"

"Where is my present?"

"I gave you a hug, give me a cookie."

"It smells like poopy in here."

"I'm gonna smoke you."

"Watch me do my fire dance guys."

"Why you say Hey buddy?"

"I'm gonna turn your ticket!"
"I'm sick cause I'm jumpin' on Mommy Megan's car."

"Hi stinky kids."

"I have gas in my butt."

"I wanna watch you take a shower."

"I'm gonna get a boyfriend, and I'm gonna get dates!" ( I have NO idea where she got that one from)

"I put myself in timeout."

"I'm gonna put everyone in timeout!"

- Megan K