Apparently now I'm fat

Even though my baby belly hasn't been getting much bigger, my husband informs me that my a$$ and thighs are getting really "thick" (his word, not mine).

I know that is suppose to be a compliment (in his mind), but HELLO, it's really code for FAT. Thanks honey, I love it when you call me fat :-) Uuummm, yeah right!

So, why is it that the food I am eating refuses to go to my baby. It's like it only knows how to go to my fat a$$. What is wrong with my body? Is this baby refusing the food I am eating? Or does my butt think that it is more entitled? I don't know, but I don't like it.